Shopping Leblon, Rio de Janeiro Limericks egipcios

The Pharaoh is getting a bit sclerotic

but still likes to keep things despotic

he feels no urgency

to end a state of emergency

the hasty sleep with fishes nilotic

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Hosni decided, sitting by the Nile

That if he had to go, he'd go in style

"Send in the tanks

until every protester relents

and take their names into a police file"