quinta-feira, 11 de outubro de 2012

Aeroporto Intercontinental GB, Houston
Vampiros a bordo

Estou em Houston, esperando a minha conexão para New Orleans.

Assistir Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter em um vôo noturno no meio de uma tempestade de raios foi épico. Exceto pela inexplicada proficiência de combate em Bullet Time do encartolado Sr. Lincoln, e alguma sequencias de ação CGÍsticas demais, o filme é de um realismo quase documentarial. Eu não certamente sabia da importância da prataria da Casa Branca para a vitória do Norte em Gettysburg na guerra da secessão americana... Espero ansiosamente as continuações: Andrew Jackson, Werewolf Slayer e Teddy Roosevelt vs. Goddzilla.

Viajei ao lado de uma modelo (sim, isto acontece) até aqui, e acabei me desdobrando como tradutor improvisado perante um inquisitivo agente de imigração. Ela está indo para Los Angeles para se encontrar com o namorado, um jogador no futebol europeu, mas algo na história (ou monoglotismo) dela encucou o tal agente. Como é a primeira vez que ela vem aos EUA, é interessante notar através de seus olhos o quão opressivos os procedimentos de segurança por aqui se tornaram. Certamente, é assustador ouvir barbaridades tais como:

'You are reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes may result in your arrest'

Que o autofalante local repete a cada 15 minutos (alternadamente com avisos sobre bagagem desacompanhada e exortações a respeito do entusiasmo que agentes de segurança supostamente teriam em responder perguntas de passageiros randômicos).

A voz incorpórea volta a chamar o meu nome, desta vez com sotaque Texano...

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